Levity-Senior Texting Codes
Sometimes I think that once you’re older than 70, you should not have a cell phone.
The letters are small.
You don’t know exactly where to speak into.
When you do speak into them, you tend to yell…very, very, loudly.
And texting? Well that’s an entirely different story.
I give my mother in law a ton of credit for having nearly mastered it.
Now if we could just get her to not get so close to the camera when we skype, we might be able to see something other than her nose.
My BFF KJ always manages to find something to make me laugh, smile or just crack up when I am going through my worst times. She gets kudos for this one. Thanks KJ. Love you lots.
ATD – At the Doctor’s
BFF – Best Friends Funeral
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM – Covered by Medicare
CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found Your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living on Lipitor
LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL…CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
TOT – Texting on Toilet
TTYL – Talk to You Louder
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again
WTP – Where’re the Prunes
WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
I am the eldest son of elderly parents who lives 1,500 miles away them. My mom has been a Type 1 Diabetic for 65 years; My dad has the early stages of Alzheimer's. They are now in assisted living.
